LMFAO .... Just you wait !!
chav goes in the gents wearing a jacket with empty sleeves and stands at the urinal.
chav turns to Neil, who's taking a slash at the next urinal and says, "I wonder if you would be kind enough to assist me by unzipping me?"
Neil looks at the empty sleeves with pity and says, "Sure mate".
chav thanks him and then says "I wonder if maybe I could stretch your kindness a little more to assist me in getting it out?"
Neil looks dubious but thinks to himself that this man really needs his help and no-one will ever know, so assists him.
chav relieves himself with Neils assistance and as he finishes a pair of arms appear in the sleeves of his jacket.
Stunned, Neil stares at the mans hands and looks up. "Thanks so much," says the no longer empty sleeved chav, " I've had a rash down there for over a month so I'm not touching"