[lettie]

I wouldn't feel too bad Len. We all know that most jokes laugh at the misfortune of others, it's a normal human trait. There are no sicker senses of humour than from those who work in the health service, fire, ambulance and police services. Most of these puns have been around on the internet and on text messaging services for quite some time. I'm sure that Heather Mills has heard them all before. I would rather have a joke told about me than speculation in the media about my previous sexual contacts, as was the case several weeks ago.

This thread is hardly a serious thread, it is a thread designed to speculate on the outcome of a celebrity divorce. Maybe it should be moved to the anything goes section.