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Madhatter · 19-08-2006, 15:37

Religions are a set of rules, hiden as beliefs. Those rules were put there to control people and keep them occupied. If you don't do this god will punish you and you'll die and get set to hell forever. Do as your told and you'll live a long life and go to heaven.
We should start the accyweb religion, conversion of the stag in to church should start at once. I'll order the conversion materials now, and then when the framed picture of roy arrives we'll all help just like the johovas witnesses. i'll hold the nail, rindy can put the steps up staggers can hold the picture, chav can uae the hammer, tealeaf can buy the drinks.
Then we can all pray to our new god, roy.

19-08-2006, 15:37	#45
Madhatter God Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Wonderland Posts: 2,767 Liked: 0 times Rep Power: 43	Re: One Step Too Far Religions are a set of rules, hiden as beliefs. Those rules were put there to control people and keep them occupied. If you don't do this god will punish you and you'll die and get set to hell forever. Do as your told and you'll live a long life and go to heaven. We should start the accyweb religion, conversion of the stag in to church should start at once. I'll order the conversion materials now, and then when the framed picture of roy arrives we'll all help just like the johovas witnesses. i'll hold the nail, rindy can put the steps up staggers can hold the picture, chav can uae the hammer, tealeaf can buy the drinks. Then we can all pray to our new god, roy. __________________ Acc-y-web-web-web, push pineapple, shake the tree Accy-web-web-web, push pineapple, grind coffee To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees Come and write every night, chat with a hula melody