[kash]

Opportunists: One who starts having a bath when he/she accidently falls in a
river ...

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to
the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the
first letter in word OPPORTUNITY

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am
not injured yet"

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.