[Tealeaf]

Why don't we do like the Chinese do at funerals? A good funeral is determined by the size of the turn out. So how do they get the turn out? Easy - get in a couple of strippers! Unfortunatly, the Chinese government is having one of it's periodic bursts of moral clampdown, so they're about to ban the lucious lovelies from strutting their stuff over the stiff corpse of old pig-tailed Ping. A damn shame! Anyway, its in the papers today, but I can't find the link. So look for yourself.