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AccyJay · 06-09-2006, 01:52

Little boy asks his father for some help one day. Boy say's "dad, whats the differance between theoretically & reality"?

Dad replies "that easy son, ask your mother is she'd sleep with the postman for £1 million".

Boy goes off & asks his mother. On his return, father asks him what her reply was. Little boy says " she said that she would dad". Father then tells his son "now go & ask your sister if she'd sleep with the milkman for £2 million"

Boy goes off & asks his sister. On his return, father asks him what her reply was. Little boy says "she said that she would dad".

The father then says "now son, the difference is ...... theoretically we're sat on £3 million, but, in reality we're living with a couple of whores".

06-09-2006, 01:52	#1222
AccyJay Senior Member+ Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Home Posts: 1,405 Liked: 10 times Rep Power: 180	Re: Joke Of The Day Little boy asks his father for some help one day. Boy say's "dad, whats the differance between theoretically & reality"? Dad replies "that easy son, ask your mother is she'd sleep with the postman for £1 million". Boy goes off & asks his mother. On his return, father asks him what her reply was. Little boy says " she said that she would dad". Father then tells his son "now go & ask your sister if she'd sleep with the milkman for £2 million" Boy goes off & asks his sister. On his return, father asks him what her reply was. Little boy says "she said that she would dad". The father then says "now son, the difference is ...... theoretically we're sat on £3 million, but, in reality we're living with a couple of whores". __________________ "It wasn't me, you can't prove a thing" The views expressed here are my own & are not necessarily those of the site.