Leave our flag alone, it's brilliant! There's nothing like it anywhere in the world and it's instantly recognisable. Let's reclaim it from the BNP.
The anthem, though - it's a bit of a dirge isn't it? Maybe it's not so much the tune but the words are ridiculous, especially the 2nd verse. OK let's keep the tune, speed it up a bit and write new lyrics. The queen doesn't need saving, she's got staff to do that.
