[WillowTheWhisp]

There's a loo in Morecambe with a sort of on-going saga. There are no hooks behind most of the loo doors in Morecambe and not having somewhere to hang your handbag is a bit of a problem, especially when the floor is wet.

One of the loos had a hook! Someone was obviously so impressed by this that they had drawn a huge arrow on the door and written "***** there's a coat hook!"

Sometime later the hook was missing and written below the first comment was:

"Not now there aint"

Beneath that was:

"Whurzit gone?"

Then:

"We had a coat hook on one door.
We have a coat hook now no more.
It was there and now its gone.
Nowt to hang my handbag on.
Who woud want to nick a hook?
Look! It's missing look there! Look!
A curse upon you theiving get
The bottom of my bag is wet
I hope that it is only rain.
I shall not come in here again." (that may not be word for word accurate but I did read it several times over a 6 week period)

and finally

Who sez it got nicked? Maybe it just bogged off.