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Originally Posted by Tealeaf
Why don't they just stick one end of a tube up the cow's arse, the other end to a gas bottle on it's back and when that gets full, feed it into the national grid, thus preserving our precious supplies of North Sea gas?
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Good idea Tealeaf, while threre at it give the farmers free supplies of baked beans instead of subsidies, then they can 'can' the gas and sell it to.
