That would make you anything but a wuss mate. Karen was in floods before we'd even lost, and the only thing stopping me from losing the plot entirely in a Woking style was the fact that one of us had to keep talking!
There will definitely be a mention of the fact that we have a listener in Cyprus - wouldn't be the first time I said hello on air eh Jimbo?
Anybody who will definitely be listening and has a more far-flung (or obscure) location?