ime having a chavmas instead
chavmas guide follows ..
1: lure a chav to your house with promises of unlimited wing mirrors to be smashed off cars
2: over power the chav and hang him with the rope that he uses as a leash for his staff or pitbull
3: roast the for-mentioned dog in teh oven on a slow heat for 8 hours
4: serve the dog with mixed vegitables and an garnish with an appropiate stock
5: help your self to the chavs 8 inch thick gold look alike chain
6: discard any animal bones into the burbery cap form the deceased chav
7: pat your self on teh back for removing both a piece of scum and a dangerous animal from teh planet
8: use his mobile to ring his girlfriend to come round and have yourself a hoe hoe hoe whore , merry xmas
