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Busman747 · 08-10-2006, 13:43

In our household, a couple of new words have cropped up which may well be contenders for the 2007 edition of the New Oxford Dictionary.

The first is: “WOZZON”

When I dropped Willow off at church this morning, she asked me to bring a letter back and stated “It WOZZON the computer desk” This means that when I look for the letter, it could be anywhere in the house, EXCEPT on the computer desk!

Had she said “IZZON” the computer desk, there is at least a 30% chance that it would be there. If it isn't,then W.W.3 will break out as it means that someone in the family other than her has moved it.

This is a frequent occurrence and of course, “IZZON” then changes to “WOZZON” and accusations fly.

Do you have any more new words in your household?

08-10-2006, 13:43	#1
Busman747 Always EVIL within us Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Accrington Posts: 1,568 Blog Entries: 4 Liked: 40 times Rep Power: 1669	New Words in the English Language In our household, a couple of new words have cropped up which may well be contenders for the 2007 edition of the New Oxford Dictionary. The first is: “WOZZON” When I dropped Willow off at church this morning, she asked me to bring a letter back and stated “It WOZZON the computer desk” This means that when I look for the letter, it could be anywhere in the house, EXCEPT on the computer desk! Had she said “IZZON” the computer desk, there is at least a 30% chance that it would be there. If it isn't,then W.W.3 will break out as it means that someone in the family other than her has moved it. This is a frequent occurrence and of course, “IZZON” then changes to “WOZZON” and accusations fly. Do you have any more new words in your household? __________________ Pray that there is intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'Cause there's Bu""er all down here on Earth - (Eric Idle)