What would your ideal next door neighbour be like? Here's my idea,
The perfect neighbour Would,
Do all,
my gardening, shopping, washing, diy, always have a can cooling for me in the fridge.
Would not,
complain about the hi-fi being turned up to 11at 4.00a.m,
bother about the strange smell coming from under the new patio,
expect me to pay back any money I've borrowed, Hey Less, it was a gift!.
The perfect neighbour would probably be called........
Carlsburg!
Probably the best neighbour in all the world!