[Neil]

Put him in the blue box with the tin cans. They will think he got in the box looking for food and died of natural causes. Then you can complain that the recycling scheme is attracting rats to your street. Or you could contact the council directly and speak to some trat from recycling and tell them you found it in your recycling box.


(well you could have until I suggested it on here. We all know half the Councillors in Hyndburn read AccyWeb but don't seem to understand how to actually post, except Cllr Jones)