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Old 13-10-2006, 15:26   #21
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Re: Escort Services

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Originally Posted by lettie
It's a laugh in Amsterdam.. I was there earlier this year, you can see 'ladies' in their windows during the day too. Every now and then they'll leave the window for a while and get on with their ironing.. Sex may be everywhere in Amsterdam but at least they are serious about sexual health. There are condom machines everywhere and plenty of drop in STI clinics for those who were stupid enough to cop off and not use a condom. That's more than can be said for this country.
I remember in my student days, my old mate Greasy Gav had a very nasty accident while having sex on an ironing board. The lady in question was red haired and somewhat obese and unforunatly her weight was just a bit to much for the ironing apparatus, which promptly collapsed, trapping my friend Gav's manhood between the underside of the board and one of it's legs. He had to go to hospital...not very nice.
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