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Re: Escort Services
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Originally Posted by Tealeaf
I remember in my student days, my old mate Greasy Gav had a very nasty accident while having sex on an ironing board. The lady in question was red haired and somewhat obese and unforunatly her weight was just a bit to much for the ironing apparatus, which promptly collapsed, trapping my friend Gav's manhood between the underside of the board and one of it's legs. He had to go to hospital...not very nice.
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Hehehehe.....Poor Gav.  I shouldn't laugh but I have this image in my mind and it won't go away..
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