14-10-2006, 23:19
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Accrington, Hyndburn
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Re: The Gas man Cometh! But not no more he don't.
 You couldn't make it up..............
Today a letter arrived from British Gas. It says:
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Unfortunately we have had to cancel your British Gas Homecare agreement.
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Oh really? I was under the impression that I was the one who had done the cancelling.
But wait for it - it gets better.
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At a recent visit to your property our engineer established that your heating system does not meet current safety standards
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Well, no actually it was the water heater he condemned but we won't bother splitting hairs because this is the pičce de résistance:
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If you wish to improve or replace your central heating/gas appliances please call us on **** * *** *** and we will provide you with a personalised no obligation quotation.
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Go on all those who said he was on commisssion to sell new stuff you can give yourselves a pat on the back now and assume the smug grin. |
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