me and a friend once went through a bottle of oozo and i had to cary him home , not been in much of a fit state myself i found it rather difficult to maintain both my balance and cary his weight which became more of a problem when it dawned on me that i needed a pee
the result was me supporting my friend who was slumped on my shoulder while taking a pee which further resulted in him getting a rather wet leg , eventually i got him home and abandoned him on his back doorstep and thumped on teh door to let his dad know he was home.
unfortunatly for my friend his dad is a heavy sleeper so when his dad opened the back door to let the dog out the following morning my friend fell into the kitchen along with the snow drift that had built up around him during teh night, my friend woke up around dinnertime fully clothed under a warm shower as his dad had no option but to stick him in the shower and hope for the best lol
i guess we all get into these sory states at some point , i myself have been spotted walking over whinny hill and have no recolection of it despite refusing the lift home that was offered to me and have had the police question me whilst hanging out of my bedroom window when i have been spotted trying to sneak in after my mum had locked me out , i reakon my ass is more known to the police than my face is
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if my friend is reading this and it sounds familiar sory for peeing on your leg