Less your problem isn't really with bread and butter, it is actually your need to be more sneaky.
Aged two, I hid a bowl of fruit and carnation under the stairs. I hid it quite well, as I actually lifted a floorboard, and it wasn't found until the next people who lived in the house suspected they had a dead rat somewhere.
I still hate tinned fruit, and am still as thorough in my sneekiness.
