[jaysay]

This weeks you couldn't make it up comes from Bath. It appears that the Lolly Pop Lady outside a school was of sick so the teachers thought they would take her place whilst she was on sick leave, making sure that the kids crossed the road outside the school safely. Step in the Health and Safety Executive who said that the teachers had no training in the art of holding a lolly pop sign and could not take her place, so now the kids have to make their own way accross a very busy road. Give me strenghth.