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SPUGGIE J · 22-10-2006, 11:45

Subject: Fw: Satan

People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared
at
the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the
front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away
from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one
elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming
oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan
asked.
"Nope,sure ain't." said the man. "Don't you realize I can kill with a
word?"asked Satan. "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man,
in an even tone. "Did you know that I could cause you profound
horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan. "Yep," was the
calm reply. "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope," said
the
old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid
of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 44
years."

22-10-2006, 11:45	#1232
SPUGGIE J God Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Not sure anymore Posts: 9,009 Blog Entries: 10 Liked: 1 times Rep Power: 515	Re: Joke Of The Day Subject: Fw: Satan People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. "Nope,sure ain't." said the man. "Don't you realize I can kill with a word?"asked Satan. "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone. "Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan. "Yep," was the calm reply. "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope," said the old man. More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 44 years." __________________ All comments above are nothing to do with here and therefore not the resposibility of the Accrington Web site owners admins or mods. THEY ARE MINE!!!!