[Margaret Pilkington]

It is like Frank Carson used to say 'It's the way I tell 'em'.....I am amazed that anyone ever reads the stuff that I write.....because, in essence, mine is just the same.
I mean, it would be good to hear what the kids were fighting over and how you calmed them down.....whether you lost your temper.....ripped their arms out......beat them with the soggy end. Go on....give it a go!