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BLACKBURN RAVER · 25-10-2006, 15:54

A bloke goes out with his mates and has a few drinks.
at the end of the night he is feeling a little horny ,but true to his wife he goes home.
when he gets home she's sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets 2 aspirin and drops them in his wifes mouth.
she starts to choke but manages to spit them out and asks..

"what did you put in my mouth ? "

" 2 aspirin " he replies

" but i havn't got a headache " she says

so the bloke says ....

" WELL THATS ALL I WANTED TO HEAR "

25-10-2006, 15:54	#1234
BLACKBURN RAVER Senior Member+ Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,187 Liked: 0 times Rep Power: 99	Re: Joke Of The Day A bloke goes out with his mates and has a few drinks. at the end of the night he is feeling a little horny ,but true to his wife he goes home. when he gets home she's sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets 2 aspirin and drops them in his wifes mouth. she starts to choke but manages to spit them out and asks.. "what did you put in my mouth ? " " 2 aspirin " he replies " but i havn't got a headache " she says so the bloke says .... " WELL THATS ALL I WANTED TO HEAR " __________________ blackburn rovers born n bred since 1977 a proper football club,built on the foundations laid by a true fan..andy dunn notw 08....fantastic !!!