[WillowTheWhisp]

Our conversation went something like this:

Me: Hello?
Her: Mrs T......?
Me: Yes
Her: Hello yes, I m call you from threegi.
Me: Pardon?
Her: I am call you from threegi.
Me: Fiji? I don't know anyone in Fiji
Her: Threegi yes I am call you from threegi about veedoo.
Me: Veedoo?
Her: Yes veedoo from threegi
Me: Sorry, Veedoo is in Fiji? Who is Veedoo?
Her: Veedoo network, from threegi.
Me: What is veedoo network?
Her: Calling, veedoo calling.
Me: Veedoo? Calling me from Fiji? I told you I don't know anyone in Fiji and who is Veedoo? I don't know anyone called Veedoo.
Her: No, we are call about veedoo calling network provide by threegi.
Me: What is veedoo? I have never heard of veedoo.
Her: It is provide by threegi.
Me: Threegi? OH! THREEEGI! ........... What is threegi?
Her: Threegi mobile. We provide now veedoo.
Me: Veedoo? Who do?
Her: We do veedoo.
Me: Do you?
Her: Yes we do veedoo.
Me: What is veedoo?

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