It is a bit like the story about a friend of mine.
We were both expecting at the same time, and visited the clinic together.
She had been shopping in Preston and she had put her urine sample in her basket.....the urine sample was in a miniature whisky bottle...full to the top.
When she got to the clinic she was asked for her sample of wee. She searched her basket but it was missing.......I would love to have seen the face of the person who pinched it, as they took a good swig of the early morning sample.
