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Originally Posted by shakermaker
Shame good old Guy didn't blow it up eh...
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Dear Shakermaker,
The houses of parliament would like to invite you to a bonfire party, we have reserved you the best seat, you will be able to see everything from where you will be. Please don't bother to bring any of your damp gunpowder we have arranged a firework display in your honour.
P.S. you aren't allergic to a little hanging, drawing and quartering are you? If so, could you please bring a Doctors certificate and we will skip the preliminarys and get straight on to the main crowd attraction.
