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SPUGGIE J · 06-11-2006, 20:10

THE STATE DAILY INFO bringing the news that we want you to read.

Breaking news!! A respected member of the community was arrested today under the anti terrorism laws for orginising a large gathering of people with the intent of participating in a subversive act. The person who cannot be named due to legal reasons (name unknown) claimed that it was a birthday party and that pals were invited to help celebrate this. As the present law states that only a crowd of one person is allowed the defendent was arrested and charged with gathering cell of people to cause mayhem. Those at this illegal gathering have also been arrested and at present our paramilitry police are in the process of obtaining confessions. The defence will claim that the lack of drugs supplied by the state to keep people torpid is the reason behind this sudden outburst of free thinking and fun.

The head of the the board of PCCP stated categorically that this was not the fault of the state and that the defendent showed individualistic tendencies for a number of years prior to this incident and would be pushing for the maximum sentance of life in solitary listening to old Tony Blair speaches. It is also believed that the accussed ran a conterfit big occasions card ring that offered joviality to other subversives in the area.

The trial is expected to last 20 mins with no possibility of an appeal or parole.

LET THIS BE A WARNING TO ALL THOSE OF YOU OUT THERE THAT THINK YOU CAN GATHER AS YOU PLEASE. WE HAVE CAMERAS EVERYWERE AND ARE WATCHING YOU.

06-11-2006, 20:10	#12
SPUGGIE J God Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Not sure anymore Posts: 9,009 Blog Entries: 10 Liked: 1 times Rep Power: 515	Re: PC gone mad on birthday cards THE STATE DAILY INFO bringing the news that we want you to read. Breaking news!! A respected member of the community was arrested today under the anti terrorism laws for orginising a large gathering of people with the intent of participating in a subversive act. The person who cannot be named due to legal reasons (name unknown) claimed that it was a birthday party and that pals were invited to help celebrate this. As the present law states that only a crowd of one person is allowed the defendent was arrested and charged with gathering cell of people to cause mayhem. Those at this illegal gathering have also been arrested and at present our paramilitry police are in the process of obtaining confessions. The defence will claim that the lack of drugs supplied by the state to keep people torpid is the reason behind this sudden outburst of free thinking and fun. The head of the the board of PCCP stated categorically that this was not the fault of the state and that the defendent showed individualistic tendencies for a number of years prior to this incident and would be pushing for the maximum sentance of life in solitary listening to old Tony Blair speaches. It is also believed that the accussed ran a conterfit big occasions card ring that offered joviality to other subversives in the area. The trial is expected to last 20 mins with no possibility of an appeal or parole. LET THIS BE A WARNING TO ALL THOSE OF YOU OUT THERE THAT THINK YOU CAN GATHER AS YOU PLEASE. WE HAVE CAMERAS EVERYWERE AND ARE WATCHING YOU. __________________ All comments above are nothing to do with here and therefore not the resposibility of the Accrington Web site owners admins or mods. THEY ARE MINE!!!!