Alcohol and dates??
Hmmm, now I don't think there is any real choice, go out on own make a complete a*re of yourself, stagger home, sleep it off and pretend nothing happened.
or
Go out with member of the opposite way of leaving a toilet seat, make complete a*res of the pair of you, stagger home, sleep it off and pretend nothing happened.
Well I'm too much of a gentleman to put some poor woman through the second choice, I'll go for the first option every time!
