[Mik Dickinson]

Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams and Elton John went for a night on the town,
as they left the night-club, Kylie, half-****ed, slipped and got her head stuck between the railings of the fence opposite the club.
Robbie decided to take full advantage of this and lifted up her little skirt, pushed her g-string to one side and gave her a good seeing to.
After he'd finished, Robbie turned and said "It's your turn now, Elton",
butElton started crying.
Robbie asked, "Why are you crying, Elton? What's wrong?"
Elton sobbed, "My head won't fit between the railings!!!"