As is well known, I go out and quite a great deal, due to which I ended up at the best chinky chippy (without advertising THE chinese on Blackburn Rd).
I'm waiting for my order to arrive and a guy in an overcoat walks in, under his coat he has the distinctive trousers of a chef, he picked up, (and I know this because the young lady always reads out the order to make sure all is well), a very large and expensive meal for four people!
If there are eight of you out there still feeling hungry and also light in the pocket, I can tell you now the meal you paid for was a rip off!
