Step 1:
Find a time when the noisy vehicle is left unattended.
Step 2:
Pour a bag of sugar down the fuel filler cap of the digger or whatever is your source of annoyance. It will bollox up the engine to such a degree that it will take a few days to fix.
PS. I never told you this.
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Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits!
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