Thread: Last orders????
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Old 27-10-2003, 15:31   #10
Tealeaf
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Post Re: Last orders????

Simple Solutions to Late Drinking Requirement:

1) Everyone under 30 gets kicked out the pub at 11.00pm, unless they happen to be nice-looking blondies. They've probably all had enough by then, anyway - so they should leave the place to the serious drinkers. Charge a nominal fee.

2) Restrict this facility to maybe 7 pubs in the town centre, which rotate 1 at a time (one night late drinking) so you'd maybe get a couple of hundred people in there.

3) No rubbish music to be played (i.e. everything from the 80's onwards)

4) Quiz on the hour, every hour - if you don't get the minimum right, you must be pis*ed so out the door you go (This sorts out the riff-raff from the rest)

5) Those standing at 6 a.m. get no charge on the following nights booze-up.

6) As far as I can see, none of this will require any change in the law.
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