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Tealeaf · 05-12-2006, 14:52

If any of you lot with kids are concerned about the rising cost of Christmas, here is what you do:

1) Get yourself a DVD showing lots of piccys of poor, starving African babies. You know - the usual old rubbish we see again and again on TV.

2) Sit down with the kids and show it to 'em on Christmas Eve. Make 'em feel guilty about all the pressy's they're going to get the following morning.

3) When the snot starts to dribble from their noses, ask 'em if rather than having the pressys, you should send the dosh to Africa instead.

4) The little bu**ars can only say yeah, at which point you've saved yourself piles of dosh. However, make sure you let 'em have a bag of nuts and an orange as consiliation.

Christmas is easy when you know how.

05-12-2006, 14:52	#31
Tealeaf God Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Paradise Lost Posts: 7,220 Liked: 11 times Rep Power: 4266	Re: Oh bar humbug If any of you lot with kids are concerned about the rising cost of Christmas, here is what you do: 1) Get yourself a DVD showing lots of piccys of poor, starving African babies. You know - the usual old rubbish we see again and again on TV. 2) Sit down with the kids and show it to 'em on Christmas Eve. Make 'em feel guilty about all the pressy's they're going to get the following morning. 3) When the snot starts to dribble from their noses, ask 'em if rather than having the pressys, you should send the dosh to Africa instead. 4) The little bu**ars can only say yeah, at which point you've saved yourself piles of dosh. However, make sure you let 'em have a bag of nuts and an orange as consiliation. Christmas is easy when you know how.