Sure it didnt start at The Houses of Parliment? Rumour has it there is enough hot air in there to start one or was it Two Jags after a snack of 3 tins of beans and a loaf of brown bread?
If they want a reason and something to blame then whats the odds on global warming copping for it?
As for being softies then yes they are leading such a sheltered life.

Maybe it was the thought of having to do a bit of manual graft to clean up the mess that shocked them.
