Re: Worst christmas present
Do you in the UK have those clocks the chirp like different birds according to the hour? My nephews gave their dad a variation on that theme. Every hour, a different noisy variation on a particularly bad attack of gas. Fortunately it only addresses the visual senses, not the olfactory!
The name of this item is also in glorious bad taste - The Fart Clock!
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