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WillowTheWhisp · 11-12-2006, 13:05

While they're booking Cliff for a Christmas concert or two they could get Noel Edmonds to go in and visit each cell with a small pressie on Christmas morning and then televise the visits to entertain the rest of us.

"Now here's poor Slasher McGrannie who's stuck in Strangeways over Christmas for stabbing his elderly neighbour with a kitchen knife. Let's see what Santa brought you Slasher. Oh look, it's a Monopoly game. Go straight to Jail, do not pass go, Do not collect £200. Ooops sorry Slasher, you already did collect £200 when you stabbed the old dear and that's why you're in here, isn't it?"

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WillowTheWhisp Resident Waffler Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Accrington, Hyndburn Posts: 18,142 Blog Entries: 14 Liked: 14 times Rep Power: 1063	Re: Another One For The PC Brigade To Work On !! While they're booking Cliff for a Christmas concert or two they could get Noel Edmonds to go in and visit each cell with a small pressie on Christmas morning and then televise the visits to entertain the rest of us. "Now here's poor Slasher McGrannie who's stuck in Strangeways over Christmas for stabbing his elderly neighbour with a kitchen knife. Let's see what Santa brought you Slasher. Oh look, it's a Monopoly game. Go straight to Jail, do not pass go, Do not collect £200. Ooops sorry Slasher, you already did collect £200 when you stabbed the old dear and that's why you're in here, isn't it?" __________________ Last edited by WillowTheWhisp; 11-12-2006 at 13:13.