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Originally Posted by mani
i'm thinkin of starting up a new business along the lines of a franchise
but i'm just undecided as to what kind would be best or would run well
one of the ones i've thought of is a well known drinks company - maybe in blackburn
any ideas folks?
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what you need to do is start your own buisness from scratch
i suggest the following steps
1: invest in a whole load of burgers
2: do a variety of double burgers with various garnishings like cheese , salad and bacon etc served with chips infact dont call them chips call them fries it sounds healthier
3: do smaller version of set meals for children and throw in a toy to keep them coming back for more
4: hire a clown preferably with big red hair and answering to the name ronold
5: advertising is just as important as the food i suggest a big yellow M with a bright red background , that should grab peoples attention
heres the best one
6: call it fast food , take as long as you like because once you have somones money they will wait an eternity for their food infact make a game of it with your employees to see who can make people wait the longest