heh, used to love going shopping for teh restaurant.
"Can I have that piece of cheddar please, yes, teh whole piece!"
"do you have 50 packets of garlic bread in the back/"
"30 loaves, no thanks, I only need 25 today"
As for teh router Neil, it was some dodgy no name thing so I'm quiety confident that it will go pear shaped all on its own with no external help from myself.

Oh and they want a VNC system installing so he can print stuff on his expensive laser printer in teh office from home. I think I should be OK for another goose.