[Doug]

Originally Posted by cashman

youve never lived! there scrumptious with chips.

You sure you’re not thinking of Ostrich & Chips Cashy.

I think this bird was nicked to order or for a ransom. Who ever as got it will need to be quick witted and have an outbuilding or a secure barn to hand, this isn’t the short of bird you can keep in the garden shed.

I hope it rips their bollocks off............