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Old 01-01-2007, 09:55   #2
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Re: What happened next?

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Originally Posted by jambutty View Post
Now that we have crossed the threshold into a brand new year I thought it was time to get rid of the alcoholic fug and agitate the brain cells a bit with this tale, which is probably the shortest ghost story ever told.

The last person alive on Earth sat alone in his room.

What happened next?
His mobile 'phone went off and a pre-recorded message told him he had won a fantastic prize, all he had to do was ring a 0191 number to claim it.

Unfortunately the credit on his pay as you go ran out at that point!
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