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Re: What would you say
things i would never say
"i love falling over in public"
"i love it when my neighbours see me rushing outside in my nightie to put my bin out (because im the only one that forgets to put it out on time) on cold mornings!"lol
"im so happy you have found another girlfriend and have got over me already"
"sure you can buy jack that extra large bag of colouring/additive/preservative filled,multicoloured candy from poundland"
"i hate chocolate"
"its so funny when i run out of milk once jacks gone to bed so i cant go to the shop therefor i cant have a brew in the morning"
"i hate it when someone agrees to babysit"
"i have herpes" hahahaha
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