[jambutty]

A bit young to become a geriatric Wynonie Harris but welcome to the “I couldn’t care less how I dress” club anyway.

Now you need to get yourself a walking stick, not to use to help you walk but to stand at your front door waving it in the air and threatening kids playing in the street. You will need to master that art and also learn by heart words like “young whippersnapper, cheeky monkey, make a noise somewhere else etc.” Better still write them down on a piece of paper and put it in your pocket so that you can refer to it when you forget what you should be shouting.

You will also need to master the art of walking along and blocking everyone from passing you, especially in supermarkets. It annoys the hell out of people. Don’t forget to dawdle at the checkouts. Fumbling in your wallet whilst muttering to yourself is always useful.

Try to remember that from now on you will start to forget little things yet will remember quite clearly what you had to eat on your fifth birthday and who came to the party.

I’ve forgot what I was going to type next!!!!