[jedimaster]

would any of these work?

• (Lick your finger and touch his/her top) How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
• Do you want to come back to my place and do all the things I'm going to tell my mate we did any way?
• We could be dangerous. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
• I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
• Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
• I lost my phone number-can I have yours?
• Excuse me, Miss...the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.
• Would you like to have breakfast with me?
• Say 'no' to me and I'll give you a piece of my mind.....
• Say 'yes' and I'll give you a piece of something else.
• S*x is a killer.....do you want to die happy?
• I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your house?
• Nice legs, what time do they open?
• Be unique and different, say yes.
• Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
• Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead, say no.
• Is that a ladder in your tights? Or is it the stairway to heaven?
• You're so hot that when I look at you I get a tan.
• Can you catch? I think I'm falling for you.
• You remind me of a compass, because I'd be lost without you.
• I'm English. Do you have any English in you? Would you like some?
• Hey babe, how about a drink and some s*x? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you drink?
• Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynaecologist.
• Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
• If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time between the holidays?
• Do you know the essential difference between s*x and conversation? No. Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?
• I'm gonna have s*x with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
• I'd really like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
• I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow, fancy one more sin?
• Excuse me, love, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
• I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll make your Bedrock.
• Hey my shoes are having a party, why don't you tell your knickers to come down?
• Hi, have you got a socket for my pocket rocket?
• (At the photocopier) "Reproducing huh?" "Can I help?"
• Grab some ice, smash it on the table and say:Now that I've broken the ice,will you sleep with me?
• What winks and sh*gs like a tiger? (said while winking)