[Billcat]

That's one of the shows that I really don't care to perform in.

Then again, when we first opened our community theatre, we were pretty primitive, without separate dressing rooms for men and women. You just faced the wall and changed and folks gace you the courtesy of looking the other way. One of my good friends, a lady who had been in movies before marrying and starting a family, penned this fairly immortal bit of graffiti on the theatre wall, "Never have I stood so close to so much and gotten so little!"