Oggy,
SUPERB POST!!!
Can you do a NVQ course in this and take as first students the gatemen and their friends who stand on the opposite diagonal to you ( near the dressing room).
Its no wonder we never get anything from lino's on this side as they constantly abuse him for 90mins.
Another "classic" from Tueday night was to Shaun Whalley, "ur Bl**dy useless" and 30 seconds later he scored the winner!!
Apologises to this fine band of ladies and gents, your contributions to the club are magnificent BUT please take a leaf out of Oggy's book and humour the officials.