[WillowTheWhisp]

It's not thickness. It's just sheer ignorance that she displays. I don't care where she was brought up, surely simple observation of life should have told her most things like the location of Cambridge and 'East Angular'. And as for the peacock feathers - well one can only presume that she's never actually seen a real peacock.

I remember when I was at school one of my friends didn't know what a lemon was when we had to bring one for a cookery class. How can a teenage girl not know what a lemon is??!!

Sadly, when we see all the kids hanging around town after bunking off school I wonder what the future holds. Who will teach their children what 'a spargrass' is?

Who has paid thousand for Jade's story? The Sun? The same media which was ripping her to pieces?