[WillowTheWhisp]

I knew a milk thief once who made even Jade Goody look intelligent. He'd been stealing from the neighbours for ages. No-one knew who it was but everyone's milk had disappeared at various times. One nice young lad had been going and getting extra bottles for people and of course they would pay him a few pence extra as well as the price of the milk. Then one morning there'd been a crisp new fall of snow following the milk delivery and in it there was just one set of footprints going to each doorstep and then back to the lad's flat - where he had a fridge FULL of milk. That was one day they were not prepared to buy their own milk back again!!!