[jedimaster]

i feel for you uncle geoffrey
as you well know we have had this sort of thing many times in our job

(but i think what stopped you from driving over him was the impending worry that the gaffer tape holding the bus together may not have been strong enough to withstand the impact) only kidding lol

but seriously these idiots the minute they see a bus they instantly seem to prey on it i believe it's the embarrassment of being overtaken by one!