[slinky]

Well tonight made me laugh again. It is his Teeny bopper girlfriends Birthday today and her family have taken her and zack to the mother red cap for a meal tonight to celebrate. They are both 9 years old....but to listen to them you would think they are a married couple. They have been DATING for nearly a year lol.

He came in from school and said " mum mum I need some money for a Birthday card" I said " ok do you know which one your getting??" he replied " Yeah I saw it the other day and I hid it behind the other cards to buy it today". So I gave him the money and off he went to the shop for her card.
When he returned I looked at the card and it said "To my girlfriend on her birthday............... The best APHRODISIAC a man could have is..........( open the card) YOU!!!".
Now at 9 years old he hasn't got a clue what this means and I'm just glad he picked that one!!! it could have been worse I suppose.

So here I am watching my 9 year old boy get dressed up to go on a hot date. Hair gel, deodorant. When he had finished he said to his dad " hey dad will you take me to ASDA to get her some flowers?"..........so off they went to asda. He picked his flowers 9 yellow roses, he knocked on her door with card and flowers in hand. Her mother greeted him laughing and said " Blimey even i don't get flowers"

Oh the things my kids do tickles me no end. Oh well he'll soon be married