[Ianto.W.]

One tale that amused me was, a mate of mine bought a fancy house on Queens Road Accy, it used to be a vicars residence and was famous for being 'screwed'. Behind the back door was the 'under the stairs bit' where the meters etc were situated, he put an old fireproof safe he'd picked up for a fiver in it, it didn't even have a key,one would be thief broke his toe trying to pinch it, then the succsessful ones chucked it in the canal and it sruck out for all the world to see, complete with all their fingrerprints.